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Austin Adventures: A Couple's Guide to the Weird, the Wonderful, and the "Wait, What?!"

Austin, Texas—a city where breakfast tacos are a love language, and “Keep Austin Weird” isn’t just a slogan, it’s a lifestyle. Whether you’re into nature, noshing, or nosing around art galleries, Austin’s got the goods to keep you and your boo entertained. In this cheeky guide, we’ll take you from the “must-sees” to the “should-we’s” and maybe even throw in a few “no-one-else-woulds.” Ready to get weird together?


Outdoor Shenanigans

  • Barton Springs Pool: Imagine a giant, spring-fed pool that’s basically Mother Nature’s answer to air conditioning. A dive into this refreshing wonder is a rite of passage, and yes, you will see some sun-worshippers who take "natural beauty" a little too literally.

  • Zilker Metropolitan Park: This isn’t your average patch of grass. Between paddle boating, music festivals, and people-watching (prepare for hula-hoopers and slackliners galore), Zilker Park is where you can feel equal parts chill and slightly overwhelmed.

  • McKinney Falls State Park: It's got waterfalls, hiking trails, and ruins—because what’s an adventure without a little history and the possibility of tripping over a rock while staring in awe? Take a selfie by the falls and act like you’ve conquered nature. We won’t tell anyone it’s only a 10-minute hike.



Keep it "Classy"

  • The Blanton Museum of Art: Want to sound sophisticated while you secretly think “I could totally make that”? This is your spot. Wander through the exhibits and perfect your “Hmm, interesting” face as you ponder modern masterpieces and ancient artifacts alike.

  • The Contemporary Austin: You like your art edgy? So does Austin. Wander through two venues and try not to utter, “But is it art?” at least five times. Pro tip: Anything can be art if you squint hard enough.

  • Esther's Follies: This is no ordinary comedy club—this is Austin’s political-satire-meets-Vegas-magic extravaganza. Prepare to laugh, gasp, and maybe question your life choices. It’s like SNL meets your wildest fever dream, but with more sequins and fewer ad breaks.




Eating Like Austin Royalty (AKA Sweaty But Happy)


  • Franklin Barbecue: If there’s one thing worth waiting in line for, it’s brisket that melts like butter. Bring snacks for the wait—you’re gonna need ‘em. By the time you reach the front, you’ll be so ravenous you might order an entire cow. No shame.

  • Torchy's Tacos: These tacos don’t mess around. Fried avocado, queso explosions, and all sorts of delicious chaos await you. If your relationship can survive splitting a taco order, it can survive anything.

  • Uchi: Feeling fancy? Uchi’s got your back with sushi that’ll have you questioning why you ever settled for grocery store rolls. The dishes are so artful, you’ll want to snap a pic—but don’t spend too long. That’s fresh fish, and you’ve got mouths to feed!



Hidden Gems and Quirky Detours

  • The Great Hills Trail: For when you want to get back to nature without fully committing to the wilderness. The views are stunning, the trails are peaceful, and if you play your cards right, you might find a scenic spot for some "deep conversation" (or making out).

  • The Thinkery: Who says museums are just for kids? Get your hands dirty (literally) with interactive exhibits that make learning almost as fun as adulting. Plus, it’s a great excuse to get out of the heat—because let’s be honest, Austin summers are no joke.

  • The Oasis at Lake Travis: This place feels like an Instagram filter in real life. With sunsets that’ll make you say “we should move to Austin” (or something worse) and live music to set the vibe, The Oasis is perfect for couples who love a good view with their tacos. Bonus points if you catch a live band that doesn’t take themselves too seriously—just like Austin itself.


Austin is a city where the quirky and the classic collide like a breakfast taco stuffed with unexpected flavors. Whether you're seeking outdoor thrills, a cultural kick, or a culinary journey that’ll make your taste buds do a happy dance, Austin’s got it all. So pack your bags, bring your appetite, and get ready for a city that loves to keep it weird—with you along for the ride!

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