Austin in December is a magical, borderline surreal place where twinkling lights meet live music, and locals don Santa hats to jog across town for charity runs (and beers afterward, naturally). As the city gets wrapped up in holiday cheer—or mild panic over what to buy Aunt Brenda—there’s one place you absolutely need to visit: Esther’s Follies.
Before we dive into our not-so-humble suggestions for December fun, remember that Esther’s Follies isn’t just a comedy show; it’s the comedy show. Picture Broadway, improv, political commentary, and a magician who could saw your ex in half (don’t tempt us) all rolled into one. But hey, we’re not selfish. We’ll share the Austin stage—at least for the length of this blog—to spotlight other cool things to do around town this holiday season.
1. Keep It Weird at the Armadillo Christmas Bazaar
What’s December in Austin without the iconic Armadillo Christmas Bazaar? Imagine live music, local art, and shopping all under one roof. It’s like Black Friday had a love child with a music festival—and named it Armadillo. Snag unique gifts for your family, like hand-painted mugs or a “Keep Austin Weird” hat that’s 40% glitter and 60% sass.
Pro Tip: Don’t shop hungry. Grab some tamales from one of the food stalls to fuel your holiday shopping spree.
2. Esther’s Follies Holiday Extravaganza
Esther’s Follies is Austin’s must-see destination for anyone who likes their comedy with a side of magic and satire spicier than your grandma’s eggnog. In December, we crank up the holiday cheer with sketches that poke fun at everything from travel nightmares to awkward family gatherings. If you’re lucky, you might even catch Santa doing an unexpected musical number.
Why It’s Essential: Laughter is the ultimate holiday detox. Don’t miss out!
3. Trail of Lights: Not Just for Instagram
The Austin Trail of Lights is back, turning Zilker Park into a wonderland of dazzling displays and overpriced hot cocoa. This annual event will light up your holiday spirit (and your phone screen), with millions of twinkling lights and larger-than-life displays.
Tip: If you’re wondering how the Trail of Lights might look in 2030, just let your imagination run wild—robot Santas, perhaps? Also, go on a weekday to avoid the stroller brigade. Then swing by Esther’s to light up your sense of humor. We’ll be the beacon of laughter on Sixth Street.
4. Luminations at the Wildflower Center
For a quieter night, head to the Lady Bird Johnson Wildflower Center for Luminations, where the botanical gardens glow with thousands of luminarias. It’s peaceful, picturesque, and the perfect place to ponder life’s big questions, like: “What even is a luminaria?” (Answer: Fancy candles. Lots of fancy candles.)
Insight: Luminations offers a serene holiday experience to balance out Austin’s high-energy festivities.
5. Holiday Pub Crawls: Because We’re Austin
Austin takes its drinking seriously—even during the holidays. Whether it’s an ugly sweater crawl or a Santacon-inspired bar hop, these events are basically a chance to drink your way through downtown in festive attire. Bonus points if you run into one of our cast members incognito (we won’t name names, but look out for the elf with a suspiciously good comedic timing).
Pro Tip: Hydrate. Trust us. And maybe grab tickets to Esther’s after your crawl—it’ll sober you up faster than Aunt Brenda’s holiday fruitcake.
6. Ice Skating at Whole Foods Downtown
Austin’s version of Rockefeller Center is…the Whole Foods rooftop. Yes, really. Lace up your skates and twirl your way across this eco-conscious ice rink, which is as adorable as it is absurd. It’s the perfect activity for a romantic date or a hilarious attempt at staying upright.
Take: If you’re going to ice skate, embrace the wobbles and the fun!
7. Austin Symphony’s Christmas in the Community
For those craving something more traditional, the Austin Symphony’s free community concerts are a holiday staple. Held in various venues across the city, these performances feature all your favorite festive tunes, minus the Mariah Carey overkill (no promises, though).
Pro Tip: Follow up the symphony with a nightcap of satire at Esther’s. Classical music and comedy? That’s called range, my friends.
8. Blue Genie Art Bazaar
If the Armadillo wasn’t enough, hit up the Blue Genie Art Bazaar for even more quirky, local goodies. From handmade jewelry to ironic cat-themed coasters, it’s the kind of place where “Oh, I need this” turns into an accidental shopping spree. Perfect for gifts…or self-indulgence. No judgment.
Recommendation: Finish your shopping spree with a memorable local experience to cap off the day.
9. Miracle on Fifth Street
The Miracle pop-up bar transforms into a kitschy winter wonderland every December. Think tinsel everywhere, holiday-themed cocktails, and a vibe that’s equal parts festive and ironic. It’s like stepping into a Hallmark movie…if Hallmark movies featured whiskey-spiked eggnog and a tipsy Santa.
Tip: Pair your holiday cocktails with some holiday-themed cheer.
10. Volunteer to Spread Some Cheer
If you’re feeling extra generous this season, Austin’s nonprofit scene always needs a hand. From food banks to toy drives, there are countless ways to give back. And who knows? You might just meet your new best friend over a shared love of holiday altruism.
Esther’s Reflection: Giving back feels good, but you know what else feels good? Supporting the arts! Tickets to Esther’s Follies are practically a philanthropic gesture. (We’re kidding. Sort of.)
Why Esther’s Follies Should Be Your December Tradition
If this list taught you anything, it’s that Austin is packed with festive fun. But here’s the deal: none of it compares to a night at Esther’s Follies. Whether you’re a local, a tourist, or just someone who needs a laugh after too much holiday shopping, our blend of magic, satire, and sheer ridiculousness is the perfect escape.
So this December, join us for a show that’ll make you laugh, gasp, and maybe question your faith in humanity (in a good way). From holiday-themed sketches to jaw-dropping illusions, we promise a night you won’t forget—no matter how much eggnog you’ve had.
Book your tickets now at esthersfollies.com, and let us make your December merry, bright, and slightly absurd. See you on Sixth Street!
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